Incredibly Stupid 'Smart' People
This is something that has actually always been a problem.
History is littered with these individuals, and they can be
encountered at every corner in the daily life as well.
I will, however, say that - even if these people themselves
are actually neither more nor less common than before - you might find yourself
exposed to their expressed thoughts a lot more often, with the internet providing a
voice to anyone who feels he (or she) has something to say.
Now, before anyone takes a potshot at me, let me just say that I am well aware that
I am doing the very same thing right now. Instead of making claims that I'm different,
or in any way better than the very people I'm about to discuss, or that I'm simply
employing an "If I can't beat them, I'll join them" strategy, I'll just concede
to being a hypocrite for now, and you can judge me afterwards.
The thing is, everyone thinks of themselves as reasonably intelligent.
Most people will have the humility to admit that they are not certified geniuses,
but they still think of themselves as pretty smart, all things considered.
The problem arises when they are confronted with someone who share this notion,
regardless of wether or not one of them is actually right or not.
See, despite admitting that s/he may not be a genius, most people also refuse
to acknowledge someone else as being smarter than themselves - even if
the person they are talking to actually is a certified genius.
One fairly common reason for this is the fact that everyone is a stranger online.
The mentality being "I don't even know you, so why should I belive that you are smarter than me?"
What often follows is that childish debacle that is the 'online discussion', and
it almost always deteriorates into 'proving' that the other party is a buffoon,
and that you were right all along. All in all, it's an ugly picture.
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A lot of this stems from the inability to acknowledge that someone else
may actually not only be intelligent, but also *right* - even if said
person completely disagrees with yourself.
-"This makes sense to me. If it makes sense, then it's logical,
and if it logically makes sense, then I am correct, and that must
mean that anyone who disagrees with me must be wrong."
^ That very way of thought is the main culprit to all of this.
Now, I am all in favor of rational thinking.
I absolutely swear by the ideal that people shoud approach any problem
from a reasonable and logical angle.
The problem is that the above way of thinking has none of
those qualities.
See, unless you are the absolute pinnacle of human evolution, and your
intelligence is so far off the scale that you are virtually omnipotent,
there is a possibility that you are wrong - even if that makes no sense to you.
Even if something seems perfectly reasonable to you - even if it's
so plain and simple that there's not a doubt in your mind that you
are mistaken - you could still be wrong.
Now, someone more intelligent than yourself could probably see that,
but because you have it all "figured out" in your own way, most people
will not let go of their own mindset and just concede the point.
Most times they'll ask for an explanation as to what exactly it is that
they have misunderstood, wether it be through a polite or (even more often)
an outright rude 'challenge' to a "debate" (and I use that word loosely,
because what normally follows is not a proper debate).
What further complicates things is the fact that, depending on what the issue was,
it may not be possible for the smarter person to explain things in a manner that you,
with your lesser intelligence, is even able to understand.
Of course, your ego would probably never allow you to admit that, and so,
we are back at point one;
-"I may not be a genius, but I am reasonably intelligent.
Certainly intelligent enough to grasp a simple explanation about
why I was wrong! So, if no such explanation can be provided,
then I can't have been wrong at all - which means the other
guy was wrong, and not me!"
What if you're not?
What if the explanation was indeed provided, but because the 'other guy'is
so much smarter than you, you just didn't get it?
That actually seems to be an issue far more often than you may realize...
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Now, to get to the root of this whole mess, let's explore what it is
that makes people assume that they are reasonably intelligent individuals.
To do that, I'd first like to split everyone into two groups;
Those who care and those who do not care.
Those who don't care are the ones who have invested their ego elsewhere:
One man could be the world's greatest basketball-player, and as long
as he could do that, he didn't care if other people were smarter than him.
Another man might not be the world's greatest anything, but instead he
takes pride in being a hard-working, honest individual that takes
care of his family and is happy with that.
Tell either man that "I'm smarter than you!" and he probably wouldn't
even care if it was true or not.
He has other priorities, and he'd probably shrug you off and say
"Good for you! Now use that intellect to do something worthwhile."
Then there are those who do care...
This crowd will give you a much less friendly response, because these
are the people with something to prove.
For whatever reason, they have invested their ego in their intellect,
and attacking that is like an attack on their own sense of worth.
You're not just saying that you have a higher IQ, or more knowledge about a
given subject than they do. What you are saying is that:
"I'm smarter than you and that makes me better than you!
Everything you can do, I can do better!
I'm more capable, more popular and more worth than you.
I make you obsolete!"
Once you understand that this is what they are hearing, it does make it a bit
easier to sympathize with them, doesn't it?
Well, not really...
Most of the time, these people are some arrogant bastards anyway,
so who cares if you hurt their feelings. That's all besides the
point anyway. ;)
Given the nature of this whole post though, the people in the
latter group - the people who do care - are more interesting,
and obviously more relevant.
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So what is it, exactly, that makes people feel so much smarter than they are?
Well, a lot of the time, it seems that it has something to do with
other inadequacies, though it's by no means an absolute factor.
For the most part, this particular reason seems to be
limited to the stereotypical "outsiders".
"The cool kids won't play with me, because I'm too smart.
They call me a geek just because I'm more intelligent than they are.
Stupid cool kids."
This is obviously a stereotype that is most relevant when it comes to
rather young individuals, but I guess it could somewhat linger
into adulthood for certain people.
For anyone who might have felt that the above example was aimed at you:
I'm sorry, but this just isn't true.
The 'cool kids' might be just as intelligent - or even more - than you are,
no matter how much of a nerd you are. Truth is, they probably just have
more in the way of social attributes than you have, regardless of
anyone's intellect. Maybe they're nicer, maybe they tell better jokes,
maybe they have hobbies that make them more interesting or maybe they
just look better than you do. (* I'll get back to this later, further down.)
None of which are mutually exclusive with a decent level of intelligence.
Depending on the person, it may not be morally defendable for them to exclude
an individual from this 'cool kids club', but that doesn't mean that
they are stupid. It just makes them mean.
It obviously doesn't mean that they're all smarter than you either,
but assuming that someone's dumb because s/he is popular is ridiculous.
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Moving on, and into a slightly higher age demographic,
we start seeing the cultural elite becoming more pronounced.
This is where intelligence starts being almost defined by personal tastes.
To make a perfect example, I'd like to explore what happened when
the Lord of the Rings hit the silver screen.
Everyone's aware that the movies were a huge hit.
Almost everyone (at least in this age group) had seen them,
and even if they had not, they knew about them and had an opinion on them.
It also pushed the phrase "the book was better" from something you heard
mentioned once in a while to something you heard all the freaking time.
Why?
Because LotR was suddenly relevant in everyday society.
It became a topic for conversation.
There was a certain status connected to being educated on the subject,
and one obvious requirement of such an education was obviously
that you were familiar with the source material.
Every time I heard someone say "the books were better" (and it happened a lot!)
I'd just nod my head and say "it sure was" or something similarly,
peacefully acknowledging that the other person had the "education".
Most often, that's all they were after anyway.
Few, if any, had actually read the whole thing though.
How could I tell? Because out of all the people who have read that book,
only a small number actually feel so strongly about it.
I certainly did not care, which meant that I wasn't interested in getting
into a discussion of "book vs movie" at all.
Truth is, I did read the book and I think it's quite bad.
It has a slow, convoluted narrative, the characterization is
messy and the pacing is all over the place.
It does a decent enough job in terms of establishing a setting,
and the core story is okay, but the end result is a
diamond in the rough - at the very best.
As someone who's not much of a fantasy-fan to begin with,
the whole thing was pretty uninteresting to me, and I enjoy the movies
much more than the book, since that used a much more fluid narrative
to move the story along.
However, since I refrained from getting into any serious discussion
about the book while this was all going on, I'm sure a lot of people who
did read it assumed that I was just another "uneducated" person who just
tried to pass myself of as smarter than I was.
I didn't care then, and I still don't.
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The same thing is still happening today though.
Even though the book/movie in question has changed, people are
still using these cross-media productions to somehow claim
intellectual superiority.
It's true for Harry Potter, it's true for the Twilight-series and it's
true for Dan Brown's books about Robert Langdon.
I haven't seen The DaVinci Code and I fell asleep during Angels & Demons.
Maybe they're better than the books, maybe they're not.
All I know is that, although I did enjoy the books, I didn't feel that
they were the masterpieces that they are being treated as.
Maybe it's because I was already familiar with the gnostic gospels,
and so, every 'revelation' in The DaVinci Code became utterly predictable.
Maybe it's because I was interested in - and then tired of - conspiracy theories
revolving around the freemasons and the illuminati a long time ago.
It doesn't really matter.
The point is that I'm certainly more "educated" on the subject of
the gnostic gospels than someone who's only reference is The DaVinci Code,
however, that doesn't make me any more intelligent than that person.
It just means that I have, at some point, made a priority out of learning
about it, while the other person was doing something else, and while
the pursuit of knowledge is something I'd encourage everyone to try, the
exact subject is something I'll leave to each individual's discretion.
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Now, I'll try to wrap up this leg of the article, as there are
other aspects I'd like to explore as well.
I've already admitted that I'm not much of a fantasy-fan.
So what do I like?
King Lear,
The Kreutzer Sonata,
And The Ass Saw The Angel,
Klokkemakeren,
I Curse The River Of Time
These are books that I like a lot, and that might help anyone who's interested
to better understand my point of view.
That said, I can appreciate anything with a good story and a strong narrative.
I just don't think that an interesting premise is a good enough excuse
for a half-assed narrative.
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So, clearly there is a sense of intellect connected to reading literature.
This is something that has always been there, and I don't think it will
go away any time soon.
However, I'm not conviced that every single person sitting online and claiming
superior intellect is such an avid reader.
Even more to the point, what about the discussions that have absolutely
nothing to do with literature at all?
Since this is an online article, I'll go ahead and presume that whoever is reading
this is doing so on a computer of some sort.
Computers and the internet go hand in hand, and no matter how fancy the iPhone
or your new Playstation is, the computer is still the main access portal
to the internet.
It's not a huge surprise then, that computers are often discussed on the internet,
something that makes for a good example of a discussion not connected to literature at all.
Personally, I consider myself an intermediate at computers.
Obviously, real computer pros will would likely rank me much lower than that,
but on my own scale that's where I'm at.
I'm knowledgeable enough to assemble my own PC from hardware parts,
and tweak them to my liking, and I can fix most software issues on my own.
That said, I don't know a single line of coding and I couldn't hack
myself into a pocket calculator, so I'm definitly not a pro.
Does that automatically make me dumber than some incredible computergeek,
who has spent his time learning C++, and can list every
edition of Linux by memory?
Maybe, maybe not, but it's actually far more likely that it's because in-depth
computer programming has never been a priority for me.
I have other hobbies and other interests that I would much rather invest myself in.
Now, I'm not saying that anyone who does know coding only has one interest in life either,
but the fact is that at some point, s/he has chosen to study that
over something else.
Also, on the point of hardware, and how it all works, that is much closer related
to mechanical intelligence, isn't it?
A car mechanic is certainly less intellectually predisposed than
a professor of history - at least as far as the socially accepted
norm goes - but does it actually make him stupid in comparison?
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To answer that, let's look at some people who are regarded as
the some of the most intelligent individuals in the world;
Rocket scientists, nuclear physicists, electronic engineers and so on.
The list is long.
Last time I checked, there was no requirement for any of them to have ever
read the books of Leo Tolstoy.
So, if intelligence is no longer limited simply to the intellectual realm,
where does that leave us?
Well, the one thing most of these smart people do have in common is a firm
grasp of mathematics. Indeed, math is held in very high regard, in terms
of intelligence - and rightly so.
Mathematics requires an understanding of logic, of consequence and of relation, and higher
levels of math requires you to keep notion of those into the realms of the impossible.
Math is also something that can be applied, almost universally, to pretty much anything.
Some times, applying mathematics to the abstract can become almost philosophical
in nature, as there may not be a formula that answers the riddle - at which point,
mathematicians will attempt to create one.
As a result of this, I'd say that to deal with advanced mathematics you are
required to have a high level of theoretical intelligence.
There's just no dismissing that fact.
However, going with what I've said earlier, that doesn't completely rule out that
someone who's no good at math can be intelligent.
It might be that the person in question has a genius-level
intelligence, but s/he simply has no interest in mathematics at all.
Who's to say that a super-genius wouldn't simply grow bored with math
at an early level, and seek his challenges elsewhere - long before
the truly advanced problems were even introduced?
With the way schools work now, that's certainly not unthinkable.
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So we're not really any closer to an answer at all then, are we?
Of course, I've also completely left out the realm of arts.
Mozart, Van Gogh, Michelangelo and so on.
They are all regarded as geniuses, but it's hard to measure
that kind of intelligence.
After all, someone who doesn't like their work might be blinded
to their brilliance by his (or her) own personal preferences.
Preferences...
Indeed, I think that word may be the key to the entire mystery.
Why do people think they are smarter than they actually are?
Why do people assume others are dumber than they are?
The answer; because any one individual has his own idea of how the world works.
In effect, nobody has a better understanding of *your* world, than *you* do.
Now, this isn't a new or revolutionary notion - and I won't pass it off as one.
"All things are relative". It's been said before, and quoted a bajillion times.
That, of course, means that in *your* world, *you* are the most enlightened,
most intelligent individual alive, since *your* understanding of things will
always be correct in relation to the world *you* perceive.
Of course, that doesn't _really_ mean you're the smartest person in the world.
The way to measure a person's intelligence, with all this already said,
is to measure the individual's understanding of how things work in
our common, conceded world. The melting pot of all our perceived realities,
where the "truth" is the middle ground that the majority can agree upon.
3+2=5 only because that's something we all have agreed is the most logical
way to do things. If the world, collectively, agreed that 2 was actually more than it is,
then the answer would be different.
I'm not talking about the definition of the '2' symbol here, just to make that clear.
What I'm saying is that if the definition of measurement was different,
then 2 could mean a lot more (or less).
Much like the value of money is agreed upon, the value of measurement is also
something we have at one point reached a sensible conclusion about.
$1 = 0.7Euro (approximately, at the time of writing. It's not that important)
This is a value we've assigned these items, but it is only true as long
as our common, shared reality makes it so.
In that same manner, we could have also have turned measurement on it's head,
and agreed that one stone is much more than four equal stones.
Of course, doing so now doesn't make any sense at all,
and that is my point.
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One's intelligence = one's understanding of the established truth.
This is what can be measured (to some degree), and this is what
everyone else has to relate to when they are interacting with you.
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Well then, if that's truly what intelligence is,
then what does that mean for the original question?
Let me put it like this:
I'm smarter than you. (person 1)
Don't laugh; I'm probably smarter than you too. (person 2)
That guy could be smarter than me (person 3), but I'm
most likely smarter than you (person 4), as well.
I could go on.
Fact is (and I *know* how this is going to sound, but I promise that
I'm not trying to brag my ass off by saying this), according to
several conventional and a few not-quite-so-conventional tests I have
subjected myself to, I'm smarter than 95-98% of the world's population.
(((and no, I'm not talking about those ridiculous online IQ-tests,
that pops up on every other site, in case you were wondering)))
Now, before you get your panties in a bunch and assault me with
all the power your ego can muster, please keep in mind that the
said % figure does count for The Whole World.
That includes everyone from college professors to uneducated children,
living in 3rd world countries - and which of those do
you think are most numerous? Yeah, there's a rather large crowd
lowering the average here, so in that kind of % calculation,
I'd assume anyone reading this would rank quite high as well.
That said, it does mean that statistics and mathematical logic establishes
that I'm more intelligent than a rather large majority of everyone
I ever talk to.
Want to bet on wether or not the majority of them are
willing to admit to that fact? Right.
No, I'd rather keep quiet about it to anyone who doesn't need to know.
Just like I always have. See, despite those test-scores I just mentioned,
I wasn't a pronounced 'geek' back in school, at all.
In fact, I used to hang with what was largely considered
the "in-crowd" (* Told you I'd get back to it later on).
I'm all for 'flaunting it if you have it', but I
honestly have nothing to gain from doing so.
It would only create animosity.
I'll admit right away that my strongest suite of intelligence
is on the theoretical side, and so, I have very little ego invested
in whatever intellect I do possess, because the activities I enjoy
the most in my daily life do not require any of it.
I like to drive cars, play guitars, shoot guns and climb on rocks - all of
which are quite physical, and none of which require much thoughtful analysis.
Besides, as far as 'status' goes, I couldn't care less what people outside my
social circle think of me, as long as I'm not miserable and can
do the things I like to do.
Yeah, I'm just awesome like that.
Naaah, I'm not shy to admit that I also have a geeky side,
since that should be quite obvious after this post.
I also enjoy reading books, studying various subjects and I do
still play video games too - something most of my friends have
stopped doing, some 6-7 years ago.
Still, I do all of those in solitary, so it really changes nothing at all.
Besides, even with this certified level of intelligence, that doesn't actually
mean that I'll perform better at whatever than the next guy.
I have several friends who are better at this or that than me,
and that's perfectly fine.
Hell, it's not rare that a couple of my buddies come up with something much smarter
than I ever would, and they don't have much of an intellectual background at all.
In fact, most of'em aren't even interested in getting one.
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So what's the point of all this?
Not a whole lot actually.
I just hope that maybe someone will actually read this (hah, fat chance) and maybe
consider the fact that there are such a multitude of ways to measure intelligence,
and none of them truly work.
So maybe you were more knowledgeable than that other guy,
and maybe you did "pwn" him with your superior way of expression,
but that really doesn't mean a thing.
Sure, expressing yourself in a rational, logical manner will obviously
put you ahead of someone who just rants and raves incoherently.
That much is obvious, but like everything else I have mentioned,
it has little to do with actual, applicable intelligence.
I've met people with incredibly high intellects that could
hardly put a sentence together, word for word,
so it really doesn't mean anything.
I'm NOT saying that "everyone has their own kind of intelligence, so we're all equal"
or any of that kinda crap. I don't belive it, and I never will.
Some people truly are superior to others.
What I am saying is that unless you're abso-fucking-lutely certain that you
really are more intelligent than someone, keep your freaking mouth shut,
and don't immediatly dismiss anyone who says s/he's smarter than you.
They could very well be.
You're not the smartest person in the world. In fact, you're most
likely completely average - because you do realize that the majority are?
-K.L.
PS.
Online "debates" are like a baboon's ass;
Full of color and even more full of shit.

